So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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