Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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