Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
home. puking in laundry basket.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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