OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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