I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
