oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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