Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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