How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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