Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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