Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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