I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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