Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
