bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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