She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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