Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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