How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm at about main and main street
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
