New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Randomize