the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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