Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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