i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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