i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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