Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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