I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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