Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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