I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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