Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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