Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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