So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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