is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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