whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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