The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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