You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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