Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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