3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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