was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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