Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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