Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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