Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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