I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just google imaged poop.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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