drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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