Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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