you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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