i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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