He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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