Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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