you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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