It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
