I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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