Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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