In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize