He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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