she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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